chapter 26 –-
“oh what a tangled web we weave,
when first we practise to deceive!”
when first we practise to deceive!”
Jack sat in the dark as Mr. Karras rummaged around in the desk drawers searching for a flashlight. The winter storm howled louder than ever outside. Eventually, Jack heard Mr. Karras exclaim, “Ah-ha!” and a pale beam of light cut across the room. The beam from the flashlight wasn’t nearly as bright as the beam from the movie projector they had been using just a few minutes before, but it was enough for Mr. Karras to find his way from the study to check on his wife, leaving Jack in the dark once more.
Finally, Mr. Karras returned, bringing a lit candle in each hand and the flashlight held under one arm. “She’s fine,” he said as he bustled back into the room and set the candles down on the desk. “I’ve lit a fire in the wood burning stove to provide a little warmth, and we’ll just have to make do until they get the power back on. Now, where were we?”

To Jack, it seemed more like a classic case of the guys from the Iowa City beater brigade having a little fun. Jack had seen their work first-hand a few nights ago, but he kept quiet as Mr. Karras continued.

“This,” Mr. Karras announced in an ominous voice, “is the Ragbray conspiracy web.” The winter storm outside howled against the windows, as if on cue. Mr. Karras pointed toward the center of the bed sheet and said, “The trail starts with this memo I found a few years ago.” The light in the room was so dim that Jack had to hold a candle close to the memo in order to read it.

Hey dudes, what if we cut out that hundred-mile day? It just takes everyone too long to finish and they are way too tired to have fun after that. Fun means $$$, bottom line. -C. Dale
“Don’t you think it’s strange that beer garden profits have jumped 28% since they cut the hundred-mile day? I have the records to prove it,” said Mr. Karras, smacking his hand down on a thick file folder that must have been too heavy to pin to the bed sheet.
“And what have they replaced the hundred-mile day with?” Mr. Karras answered his own question without waiting for Jack. “Now there’s a century loop every year, an extra twenty or thirty miles of desolate, windswept roads that only a few die-hards care to ride while everyone else is in the towns spending money on beer. It’s called the ‘John Karras Memorial Century Loop’ and I’m not even dead yet!”

Mr. Karras shifted his attention to another part of the display. Jack’s eyes followed him to an old Pizza Ranch placemat. Among the grease spots was a hand-drawn map of a beer garden large enough to cover an entire town square. Mr. Karras explained, “The Miller Brewing Company has also been making changes. Every year, their beer gardens get bigger and they take over more and more of the overnight towns.”


[a serial by little orphan dbax]
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